Article for 2012 Jan 24
Part of the “Exams and the Titanic” series.
2012
2012 Jan
Jan 24 Tue
Today I had the following lessons, in the following order: Art, Maths, Geography, double Dutch (a.k.a. English), and Oneiromancy. That’s the interpretation of dreams; it is a new addition to the curriculum. I envisioned its arrival a few months ago.
Anyway, listing the subjects by their two-letter subject-codes gives “Ar Ma Ge Dd On”. No wonder 2012 will be the final year of the world’s existence!
Incidentally, I have several exams tomorrow, at least one of which shall be invigilated by the Almighty; on Thursday, having endured what I shall call the Day of Judgement, I shall either have a nice holiday, or feverish revision. Despite my new knowledge of oneiromancy, I cannot foretell with certainty which it will be. God only knows. Well, He will tomorrow.