2011

2011 Apr

Header: "Sri Lanka" series of articles

(the first two articles in this series mention vomiting)

Throughout this series of articles, there are several phrases with the initials “IBIS”, alluding to my avian life-list, the Index of Birds I’ve Sensed, which I often added to whilst in Sri Lanka. The frequency of such phrases declines when I see fewer examples of new species. How many can you find? Some examples to start you off are:

Apr 25 Mon

Mum thinks I’ve grown since going to Sri Lanka. I suppose that centrifugal force caused by the Earth’s rotation causes the Earth to have a bulge around the Equator. (It actually does.) Therefore land in the tropics (areas near the Equator) is further from the centre of the Earth. Sir Isaac Newton’s law declares that people in the tropics thus experience less gravity than people nearer the Poles (there are several Poles in Chester). So tropical human heads aren’t forced by gravity downwards as much as similar heads near the Poles. Therefore my height increased more during my holiday in Sri Lanka than in a similar period of time nearer the Poles. QED.

(In case you were puzzled by “QED”, it’s an abbreviation of “quod erat demonstrandum”, which is Latin for “that was what was supposed to be demonstrated”.)

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