Article for 2010 Dec 30
Part of the “New Year 2010-2011” series.
2010
2010 Dec
Dec 30 Thu
In Kingussie, I saw a handsome male bird1 on a hedge. The bird was wearing a splendid robe, autumnal golden in colour with leafy russet speckles. The tail feathers were lusciously long, matching the ornate robe. The bird’s mask was a stirring ruby, two rubies in fact, one per chic cheek; whilst the forehead and nape were a stunning summery emerald. The bird was inspiring awe, and was photographed.
Footnote
1 The phrase “male bird” is an oxymoron, because “bird” can be a slang term for a female.