Article for 2007 Dec 05

2007

2007 Dec

Dec 05 Wed

An atrocious amalgamation of what can only be assumed to be mashed potato, meat (pork?), and a herb (parsley? not too sparsely?) was served for “school dinner” today. A more accurate description would be dogs’ feet mashed with anchovies (there was something fishy about it) boiled in custard and left to curdle for a couple of fortnights. And that’s just the so-called “mashed potato”! The “herbs” should be termed, “hay for suicidal sick horses who can’t tell the difference between hay and poison ivy”. “Cottage Pie” said the menu. ‘Never again’ said my stomach... about twenty times.